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Created on 2002-03-23 22:39:43 (#504472), last updated 2008-12-11

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Name:Boris Karloff
Birthdate:12-18
Location:United Kingdom
Website:Wonnapalooza.net
Bio
Nineteen years ago, a secret underground project in the USSR sought to unleash the greatest literary force the world had ever seen. To accomplish this, they first had to resurrect the Greats of the Slavic literary tradition. Pushkin. Gogol. Pasternak. Nabokov. (they were split between dostoevsky and tolstoy, so they settled for Turgenev.) After carefully and painfully extracting each man's MoJo(R),they injected the resulting mixture into a llama's womb, and from this process was birfed...MARIA SHARAPOVA.

Yes, the infamous MARIA SHARAPOVA who now, when not kicking ass in the French Open, controls a puppet by the name of Nan, to write in a piddling online journal of trips that may never have happened, at a time that may never have existed.
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